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1 in 10 children in Bexar County will be sexually abused by their 18th Birthday

What was I thinking!!

Age (60) I'll be 61 when the race starts

Furthest distance run in the last 20 years (back of the beer garden to the bar when last orders were called)

Heaviest weight 276lb

Current weight 192lb

The last time I weighed this amount (sometime in the 20th century).

Right, here’s the thing: I’ve just signed up for the Helotes Half Marathon as part of the Alamo Beer Series. Why? Good question. I’ve never run a half marathon in my life, and until recently, my idea of physical activity was trying to find the remote from the sofa. Turns out losing over 80 pounds doesn’t just change your waistline—it makes you think you're an Olympian. ‍

Now, if you’re thinking, “That sounds like a brilliant idea, mate,” you’re clearly not familiar with my penchant for fitness, which is about as reliable as a chocolate teapot! 13.1 miles? I can’t even walk from my car to the coffee shop without considering a nap halfway there.

But here I am, on a quest to run for a cause that matters—supporting Childsafe-sa.org. If I’m going to embarrass myself publicly, at least let it be for a good reason, right? And let’s be honest—the promise of beer at the finish line just might be the real reason I signed up! Nothing like a little liquid motivation.

So, join me on this ridiculous journey from couch potato to... whatever the opposite of that is! Let’s make this painful, laughable, and for a brilliant charity. Bring it on!

About Me
About Childsafe

Childsafe serves the important needs of those who cannot advocate for themselves, the stark reality is that child abuse often hides in plain sight, occurring within the very spaces meant to be the safest: homes, schools, and communities. Most abuse is perpetrated not by strangers, but by individuals known and often trusted by the child—family members, caregivers, or close acquaintances. This betrayal of trust can leave a child feeling profoundly helpless, trapped in a terrifying situation with seemingly nowhere to turn.

Imagine the fear and isolation of a child who experiences abuse at the hands of a parent—the very person who should protect them. Or consider the vulnerability of a child facing abuse within their own home—a place where they should feel safe and loved. These situations highlight the immense power imbalances at play, leaving children feeling helpless and alone.

ChildSafe-sa.org understands the complex dynamics of abuse and the immense courage it takes for a child to speak out. They offer a haven, free from judgment, where children's voices are heard, believed, and validated. By providing trauma-informed therapy, advocacy, and support, ChildSafe helps children process their experiences, rebuild a sense of safety, and begin to heal.

Your generous donation through GoFundMe empowers ChildSafe to reach more children, break the cycle of abuse, and provide hope for brighter futures. Every dollar contributed is an investment in a child's well-being, giving them the tools and support they need to heal and thrive. Let's stand together to ensure that no child suffers in silence.

Brad Paisley and me in Dublin
Brad Paisley and me in Dublin

Me at my heaviest a few years back... I'm on the left the other fella is an emerging country star who had to get his photo taken with me...

The Challenge, Go from professional couch potato to running a Half marathon in 8 months all to help the most vulnerable of us.